Poetry: Run Build: return ‘A kitten picture’;

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Poetry: Run Build: Return a Kitten Picture
Lyrics: to Run Build: Return a Kitten Picture
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By: Chris Sopher

/* Original Poetry by: Chris Sopher
   
   Created    : 2/10/2025
   Program    : Run Build
   Developer  : California Chris
   Description: A poetic compilation of logic and chaos, 
                unfolding in the mind of a software engineer 
                trapped between art and execution.
                Watch the poem build, break, and debug itself 
                in endless loops of creativity.
 
    Written By: Christopher Sopher © 2024
  Published By: Christopher Sopher Media LLC
                (ASCAP/BMI Registered Publisher)
*/

// Initialize project

const vision = new Idea();
vision.import('chaos');
vision.import('clarity');
vision.compile();

// Step 1: The Blueprint
// I map the vision in pseudo-thoughts, 
// lines indented like recursive dreams.

function unfold() {
  if (creativity && logic) {
    theMind.expands();
    poetry.executes();
  }
}

unfold();

// Step 2: The Code Begins
while (!perfect) {
  I.build();
  I.break();
  I.debug(myDoubts);
}

// A loop of trial and recursion,
// where each function calls another thought,
// each return statement echoes back—sometimes undefined.

try {
  I.connectTo(Universe);
  I.send(API.request('purpose'));
  Response: slow… 
} catch (error) {
  console.log('404: Meaning Not Found');
  console.log('500: Internal Existence Error');
}

// Step 3: The Debugging Phase
// Syntax errors stack like bad dreams.
// Red warnings scream in the terminal of my brain.

let frustration = "Unexpected token.";
let doubt = "Undefined variable: certainty.";

console.error(frustration);
console.error(doubt);

// My hands slam against the keyboard.
// A silent echo('fuck');
// resonates through the empty void.

I.trace(errorLogs.ofThoughts());
I.dig(stackTrace);
// Was it my fault, or was the server just down?

// Step 4: The Breakthrough
// Somewhere between midnight and madness,
// I find the missing semicolon;
// like an ancient rune, it unlocks the gates.

const result = API.response();
if (result) {
  poetry.render();
  sanity.deploy();
  console.log('Build completed successfully.');
}

return 'A kitten picture'; // Because after all that, this is what the world really wanted.