Lyrics/Poetry by: Christopher Sopher Media LLC © 2024
Published By: Christopher Sopher Media LLC © 2024
(ASCAP/BMI Registered Publisher)
Inspired by my pug, Daisy, puking on me and the floor.
Turned my back for a second to clean it up and there she was, licking it up.
Added in some other dog shit too, because years of having dogs gives you plenty of material.
Song Title: Dogs Are Just Gross
Dogs don’t know what’s nasty
They’ll sniff your butt so fast-y
Roll in roadkill just to brag
And eat the poop right from a bag
Oh they drool they fart they lick the floor
Then try to kiss you right on your lips for more
Dogs are just gross so nasty so wild
Dogs are just gross but I love them like a child
They puke they poop they fart all day
But I wouldn’t have it any other way
Puke on my leg she slurped it back up
Litter box snack that’s just a pup
Candy coated crunchies what a delight
I gagged I puked I nearly took flight
Oh they drool they fart they lick the floor
Then try to kiss you right on your lips for more
Dogs are just gross so nasty so wild
Dogs are just gross but I love them like a child
They puke they poop they fart all day
But I wouldn’t have it any other way
Sitting with friends just chilling alright
Here comes my pup with my underwear in sight
Right in the middle front and center
Hey everyone here’s what my owner wears
And don’t forget their favorite toy
They hump that thing like it brings them joy
The pillow the couch or even my knee
Oh dear Lord not company
One time with my wife things started to heat
I thought I was killing it she giggled so sweet
But it wasn’t me oh no not at all
The dog was licking her feet through it all
And every time things start to get hot
Here come the dogs like they’ve caught the plot
Wrestling and growling right in their bed
Like they’re feeling the vibe and getting hyped instead
Dogs are just gross so nasty so wild
Dogs are just gross but I love them like a child
They puke they poop they fart all day
But I wouldn’t have it any other way
But they wag they wiggle they never complain
They love me through sunshine they love me through rain
So even though they’re nasty as can be
I guess my dog is stuck with me